Happy New Year to those on UTC+11:30, UTC+11, UTC+10:30, UTC+10

UTC+10

Australia (AEST—Eastern Standard Time)

• Australian Capital Territory
• New South Wales (except Broken Hill, which observes South Australia time)
• Queensland
• Tasmania (which observes DST starting on the first weekend of October instead of the last)
• Victoria
• Guam (ChST—Chamorro Standard Time)

Part of Federated States of Micronesia
Northern Mariana Islands (ChST—Chamorro Standard Time)
Papua New Guinea
Part of Russia

UTC+10:30

Australia

• New South Wales
• Lord Howe Island (DST only 0:30)

UTC+11

Part of Federated States of Micronesia

Part of Russia
Solomon Islands

UTC+11:30

Norfolk Island

Happy New Year to the Russians & New Zealanders

Fiji, Gilbert Islands, Marshall Islands, part of Russia, and New Zealand is now celebrating New Year. 4 more hours to go before Malaysia’s turn. Russia has 11 timezones and thus its going to be an eleven hour celebrations. Why Malaysia don’t have? We need 1 here. So I can give myself excuses to party for 11 hours non stop.

Happy New Year

To those people living in Kirbati, I wish you guys Happy New year. I know most of us dunno that you guys actually exists, but I do. Btw, I do hate you guys. You guys always start the day ahead of everyone around the world.

Qucik fact: Kirbati has 2 time zones, UTC14 & UTC+13. They are 6 and 5 hours ahead of us. More about Kirbati can be found here.

update: It has another timezone, UTC+12.

Things you can do while on the bed

1. Sleep
2. Dream
3. Eat
4. Watch tv
5. Talking on the phone
6. Chilling out with your friends
7. Heart to heart talk with your partner
8. Jump
9. Play something like card games or boardgames etc…
10. Simple stretching
11. Exercise
12. Doing homework
13. Doing assignments/projects
14. Studying/Revising
15. Reading
16. Listening to music
17. Drink tea
18. Pile up your mess (books, laundries, etc…)
19. Meditate
20. Day dreaming
21. Masturbate
22. Sex

Say No to Racism

This is what future might be when space travel is like a daily routine and people starting intergalactic mating.

Hand drawn mickey mouse

Not bad for a tablet beginner like me :p

Total lameness…

Lameness strikes… this is how you waste an almost 400 bucks wacom tablet.

Sweating eggs

Do you know eggs can sweat? I have proof for it. Here’s the picture of those eggs.

Those eggs are from the fridge. The water droplets are due to condensation

I am turning off Z-Core

Ok, Z-Core is my faithful Pentium D desktop that have been serving me for quite some time. More than a year. The graphic card did failed once. Can refer to my post here and another one here. I can feel the power supply is really boiling my leg everytime I rest my leg on top of it. Its time to rest it for a while. Whenever my semester ends, he get some rest. lol…

Ah Pek vs The Pope

It’s a joke I posted by Sunsoron. I just copied it straight. Credits is given to him and his blog.

Original Post

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Chinese had to leave Italy . Naturally there was a big uproar from the Chinese community.

So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Chinese community. If the Chinese win, they could stay.

If the Pope wins, the Chinese would leave. The Chinese realized they had no other choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named Ah Pek to represent them.

Ah Pek asked for one condition to be added to the debate. “To make it more interesting” he said “neither side would be allowed to talk”.

The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate came.

Ah Pek and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute.

Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Ah Pek looked back at him and raised one finger.

The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Ah Pek pointed to the ground at where he sat.

The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine. Ah Pek pull out an apple.

The Pope stood up and said “I give up. This man is too good. The Chinese can stay.”

An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what happened?

The Pope said “First I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions.”

“Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us.”

“I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He showed me an apple to remind us of the original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?”

Meanwhile, the Chinese community had crowded around Ah Pek. “What happened?” they asked.

“Well” said Ah Pek “first he indicated to me that all Chinese had 3 days to get out of here. I replied to him f*@k off and not one of us was leaving.

Then he pointed that this whole city would be cleared of Chinese. I showed him that we are staying right here.”

“Yes, and then???” asked the crowd.

“I don’t know” said Ah Pek “he took out his lunch and I took out mine!!!”