ZOMFG!!! I camwhored!!!

Too bored at home. I guess, when I am bored, I will do something I don’t normally do. Here’s a reflection of me off from my speaker.

Duit kopi increased!!!

Dear Friends,
If you are used to paying ‘Kopi Money’ when stopped for traffic offenses, DON’T Do This Again. The traffic department has recently started a campaign to be rid of corruption. The officers on duty will be rewarded RM100.00 when they report each case to the department. This is how they do ( trick you into) it. They will note down the details of your IC/MyKad, and ask you how you want to settle (Paying Kopi Money?). They will then report the incident by passing up the ‘Kopi Money’ and get the RM100.00 in return for their good deed. You will end up having a summon issued to you.

DON’T PAY KOPI RM AGAIN, especially if you hope to go free with RM20 kopi money. They rather have a ‘good’ name than to take your kopi money. Just beware of their trick because the cops are now clocking up ‘cookies’ points for their promotion and pay increment. They should have done this to stop corruption long time ago, anyway better late than never…

SPREAD THIS MESSAGE AROUND TO EDUCATE OTHERS ON THIS

Regards !

p/s if you want to bribe the police, make sure you pay more than RM100.

Lazy Japanese people

This post is intended for mature readers only. Japanese people are so lazy. They even invented a machine to minimize their energy usage during sex. Technology is making people lazy.

Eye-fi: Watching Porn wirelessly

This is 1 weird shit. You replace your eyeball with of of this thing so you can watch porn right inside your eye.

Sharing some interesting sites

Some sites to lol about…

Babinokia.com – Themes the Nokia Symbian based

Is this halal?

CibaiLang.com – Ka na ni chye bye…

We live in a cibai world

CINCAILAH.COM – A blog

What ever you like?

cipan.pt – A pharmaceutical company

Welcome to Cipan

Puki 3d: Fun Online Flash Game

Anybody want to play?

I got tagged by shat

Instructions: Remove ONE question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 9 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.

1.Do you believe in love at first sight?
~ do you love sight seeing?

2. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, what are the 3 items you would take with you? Why?
~ Doraemon’s pocket so I will have unlimited amount of gadgets
~ Doraemon’s pintu suka hati so I can explore d island easily
~ food & water

3.Where is the place that you want to go the most?
~ go to my bed

4. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
~ I have a dream, a song to sing. To help me cope with anything. If you can see the wonder, of a fairy tale…. ta la la la la… (Abba – I have a dream)

5. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
~ Myth busted. Its fact. Never learn science?

6. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
~ whatever I am afraid to lose

7. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
~ start planting money trees so more money will grow

8. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
~ been there, shit there.

9.List out 1 good points of the person who tagged you.
~ byk senyum

10. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
~ What kind of requirement? PC with 300MHz, 128MB ram, 1.5GB harddisk?

11. What annoy you the most?
~ anything thats I don’t fancy

12. Which do you prefer from your other half? hug? or kiss?
~ nak smua boleh?

13. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
~ point to the sky and fart

14. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
~ whatever that is important

15. Are you a “celah bedah” type person?
~ Bedah dah balik nta kampung mana. Lagipon celah xlawa. buat pe nak masuk celah dier

16. What kind of electronic device/gadget you own that you like most?
~ A piece of broken harddisk

17. If you have a chance. Which part of your character you would like to change?
~ I wish I don’t see how flawfull people around are.

18. What makes you feel disappointed?
~ disappointments la idiot.

19. If given a chance, do you want to see your future?
~ why? So I can see my future and start changing it and my future will never come?

20.What does your friends labelled you as?
~ I don’t care. I know I am their pain in the ass

9 people I’m tagging:

1. Anyone who bothers
2. Anyone who dun bothers
3. Whoever wanted to do it
4. Whoever perasan sgt kena tag
5. Whoever know what tag is
6. If you can read this line, you are tagged
7. You read it, you are tagged
8. The person who read this 8th line
9. And the person who read this 9th line

Vista sourcecode probably look like this

/*
GNOT General Public License!
(c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/

#include “dos.h”
#include “win95.h”
#include “win98.h”
#include “sco_unix.h”

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing{}

int totalNewFeatures = 3;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+08;
boolen readyForRelease = FALSE;

void main {
    while (!CRASHED) {

        if (first_time_install) {
            if ((installedRAM <2GB) || (processorSpeed < 4GHz))
{
MessageBox(“Hardware incompatibility error.”);
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
}
Make10GBSwapfile();
SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
AddRandomDriver();
MessageBox(“Driver incompatibility error.”);
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}

//printf(“Welcome to Windows 2000″);
//printf(“Welcome to Windows XP”);
printf(“Welcome to Windows Vista”);

If (still_not_crashed){
CheckUserLicense();
DoubleCheckUserLicense();
TripleCheckUserLicense();
RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();

DisplayFancyGrahphics();
FlickerLED(hard_drive);
RunWindowsXP();
return LotsMoreMoney;
}
}

credit for pairacy.com. I turned this into text and corrected the spelling incompatibily to incompatibility.

Tagged

-INTRODUCTION-

• First Name – Ian
• Nickname – Ian
• Name you wish you had – My name is short & simple to remember
• What do people normally mistake your name as – Dunno
• Birthday – Everyday is my b’day
• Birthplace – All I can remember is from a hole
• Time of Birth – Looking at the clock
• Single or taken – Kraft single cheese or take away food?
• Zodiac sign – Fish

-YOUR APPEARANCES-

• How tall are you – This tall
• Wish you were taller – Looking at the ceiling
• Eye color – Can’t see my own eyes now
• Eye color you want – All white
• Natural Hair color – Black
• Current Hair color – Black
• Short or long hair – How long is long?
• Ever dye your hair a bizarre color – what colour is bizzare?
• Curly,Straight,Wavy – Straight till the girls envy it
• Last time you did something dramatic with your hair – Drama?
• Glasses or contacts – Cup?
• Do you wear make-up – Looking up & down
• Ever had hair extensions – What extension?
• Paint your nails – Wood varnish anyone?

-IN THE OPPOSITE GENDER-

• What color eyes – look at her
• What color hair – look at her
• Shy or Outgoing – lets go out
• Looks or personality – looking left & right
• Sexy or Cute – chicky meal
• Serious or Fun – fun fries
• Older or Younger than you – look at her
• A turn on – Switch on my lights please
• A turn off – Turn off those loudspeakers

-THIS OR THAT-

• Flowers or Chocolate – Which one can eat?
• Pepsi or Coke – No imitation
• Rap or Rock – Scissor or perhaps paper
• Relationship or One night stand – Can you stand with one finger?
• School or Work – Does it mater?
• Love or Money – I love you. Money goes moo…
• Movies or Music – The cow go moo and sick
• Country or City – Inside my country got many cities
• Sunny or Rainy days –Sunny days come after rainy days or the other way round?
• Friends or Family – Anyone but not those people

-HAVE YOU EVER-

• Lied – Liar, liar, pants on fire
• Stole something – Should I tell you?
• Smoked – Can I have smoked ham?
• Hurt someone close to you – More
• Broke someones heart – Teach me how to do it?
• Had you heart broken – Can’t check. It is still inside my body
• Wondered what was wrong with you – There’s nothing right on my left brain, there’s nothing left on my right brain
• Wish you were a prince/princess – Better become a king straight
• Liked someone who was taken – I like take away food
• Shaved your head – Wished so
• Been in love – Mr Bean?
• Used chopsticks – Can I chop your head with the stick?
• Sang in the mirror to yourself – Use the mic la
• Ever cried over someone – Wait, its raining now
• Is there anything you wish you could change about yourself – No
• Do you think you’re attractive – No
• If you had to choose a fairytale as your life what would you choose – they all equaly sucks. The happy endings are the climax, you never see the sad endings that come in later
• Do you play any sports – I am not your average computer geek

-FAVORITES-

• Flower – Cant eat
• Candy – Yummy
• Song – Sing sang sung?
• Scent – Scenery?
• Color – Can you color an orange?
• Movie – Mooo…. wiiii
• Singer – Karam SING walia can sing?
• Word – You name it
• Junk food - Junk?
• Website – Why all those sites have alot of webs
• Lotion – Lotion motion?
• Animal – Can I eat those?

 -THE RULES-

Link to your tagger and post these rules.

- List (8) random facts about yourself and tag (8) people.

1. You fuck me, I fuck you up
2. If you fucked up, I fuck you even more
3. Rock, paper, scissor, which one?
4. Looking left & right
5. Looking up & down
6. Scratching my butt
7. Twisting my neck
8. Suddenly feel all my senses coming back alive

 8 people I’m tagging:

1. Anyone who bothers
2. Anyone who dun bothers
3. Whoever wanted to do it
4. Whoever perasan sgt kena tag
5. Whoever know what tag is
6. If you can read this line, you are tagged
7. You read it, you are tagged
8. The person who read this 8th line

A story with moral value…

Please proceed with cautions. This story contains 18sx elements and may not be suitable for you.

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Happy New Year

Happy New Year Everyone and to the people in Ghana, Ireland, Portugal, Spain & UK