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Lifeless IV: A new hopeless attempt

October 2, 2007 - 8:23 pm - Posted by cereal87

More from sms from the stalker. I starting to get sick but I had much fun from his sms. he is just showing he is a DUMB Malay. The format still the same

His sms
%My replies
(comments for blogging purposes)

29 September (Saturday)

Rindu ke? Saya ada saja di kampus. Masa makan malam tadi gaduh dengan makwe ke? Sampai tikam-tikam ayam.
%Small matter also want to bz body. u r jst dumb enough 2 draw fast conclusion
(Rindu? fuck. You damn gay man. Why should I misses you?)

Hal kecil ke sampai menikam makanan?
%U dun understand d matter n trying to make a fuss out of it. i know u r dumb enough to imply something not good had happened
(Yeah, he is dumb. Simply implying his own conclusion)

Takkan hal kecil. Perempuan tidak akan bertindak ganas jika bukan hal besar. Mengapa? Dia tangkap awak dengan perempuan lain ke?
%Dets y u r dumb. u jst like to imply n deliver ur own biased judgement. hv u ever heard of girls hv PMS
(Far from it. I am not like those dumb fucked malay. Got gf, but want 2 court other girls. I am happy with 1 gf and I don´t intend to fuck around with other girls. Its mammal instinct to go around with as many females as possible, but I am a human and I have mind control over my mammal instinct)

Alasan semata-mata. Mengaku sahaja awak yang awak berdua bergaduh
%I can also say its ur andaian semata2. u want me 2 shove d soiled pad into ur throat 4 u 2 believe its true? by the way, i think u almost 4got rite. sms frm u in bm jst show u r dimwitted as u dont get wat i hv said earlier
(How I want to admit of something I never do? U thought this is some chinese Song or Ming dynasty movie is it? Where the judges will force you to admit guilty although you are innocent)

Perempuan jika datang bulan akan jadi emotional. Bukan tikam-tikam ayam. Jika awak betul pasti dia berkelakuan begitu kerana period, mesti ada sebabnya.
%U r jst another stooge trying 2 sound like a professional. Sounds like u had experienced period and currently every single sms frm u jst denote u r agreeing with me u r dimwitted
(Dimwitted. U never had period before and sound like u know how period shd b. A dumb acting smart)

Saya tidak percaya makwe awak period. Dan mengapa awak dan dia duduk berjauhan sekarang. Bersama tapi duduk berjauhan. Bercakap pun tidak. Awak sibuk melayan perempuan lain?
%Is that the best joke u can pull? U had just agreed with me u r dimwitted. U r jst repeating this again. We hv been doing this since long b4 we know u exists. I know u r smart enough 2 hv 2 much free time. u r jst 1 arrogant bastard that dunno how 2 b considerate
(Its a fucking library. Do we have to squeeze like there´s no space left? I took the cubicle near the socket coz I need power supply for my laptop. It was only a single cubicle. She is free to sit wherever she likes. She´s my gf, not a kid that I need to babysit. Moron)

Mengapa awak perlu berdalih? Katakan saja awak berdua bergaduh.
%Ok. Here’s d verdict. U r jst dumb and jst want 2 imply with ur own thoughts n u think human are ur pawns. thus u r free 2 command. if u wan 2 say its dalih, I’ll b honoured 2 point that word back 2 u that u keep insisting things that nvr happen 2 us. i know u hv 2 much free time 2 bug me and u being 1 inconsiderate bastard. i still hv my studies 2 do
(D lamest joke he can pull. If we are quarrelling, I won´t even come to the library)

Saya ingatkan awak pelajar cemerlang. Rupanya pelajar cemerlang pun kena belajar juga ya. Saya tidak perlu jadi pelajar cemerlang untuk melihat lakonan drama awak dan makwe awak.
%Thats jst another assumption frm u. U hv jst indirectly stated that im smart coz i study and u dont need 2 study for god knows why. Bastard. jst come ono and face things straight rather than condeming behind. this is 1 of d reason ppl like u had caused ur race 2 b stereotyped. try b a man and do it the correct way n thru d right channel
(I excel coz I study. U strut and fret coz u don´t. All you do is just stalking us or shd I say her, SINCE MELAKA again. Its been 3 years)

Kalau nak jumpa, keluar dan carilah saya. kalau awak pandai, awak akan jumpa saya tanpa perlu saya beritahu siapa saya.
%Wat a coward sentence. U r jst trying 2 hide urself. Big time loser n a balless coward
(Son of a fucking coward bitch statment. Act like brave, but forgot his balls. Dare to condemn people, dare to take the consequences and be a man. Show your dick instead of hiding. When I coupled up with a mixed malay blood, I have already know that I am going to endure something like what this idiot is doing to me. Coz I know there are some malay just stupid enough to do it. And I have the guts to face it. Where´s yours fucking stalker?)

Awak yang kata mahu jumpa. Saya sudah bagi peluang untuk awak cari saya. Manja betul makwe awak dengan kucing itu tadi.
%Wat a cowardly act. Hidding behind d phone and turning it off.
(Give chance? More like You are just a fucker fucking around. Wats wrong if she go play with the cats? Cats also have feelings and concious. Wat, let me guess, you kick and dump cats don´t you? Heartless)

30 September (Sunday)

Pakwe jenis apalah awak ni? Biarkan makwe awak seorang diri diperpustakaan. Awak pula keluar berasmara dengan perempuan. Mana tanggungjawab awak?
%Stupid dumb ass of u. like i said, ur ideology of a couple that has 2 b like a pair of chopstick all d time is so stupid. Manusia berbangsa n agama jenis ape awak ni yg sanggap sgt sehinggakan suka sgt skodeng & dan jaga tepi kain org. stop d stupid bitching u bastard. if u hv d ball 2 condemn ppl, y dont u hv the ball 2 come upfront 2 make things straight. 1st u hidding behind an unknown hp num and now u r jst faking ur bravery by asking me 2 look 4 u. if u r correct n upholding ur religion virtue, u wud hv solve it diplomaticly. Its a pity ppl like u hv jst misrepresented ur own religion and create d world chaos. i already said enuf. u r jst plain dumb, thus ur sms in bm all d time. 2nd, u r jst 1 ball-less coward who is trying 2 act brave. if u really hv the ball, u wudnt jst switch off d hp most of the time and playing hide and seek game. it doesnt take an einstein 2 figure it out. and if u r a muslim, im going 2 say it in malay. hayatilah bulan puasa.
%apasal x on hp jer? pengecut jenis ape u ni?

Awak tidak cemburu ke ramai lelaki di kampus yang memerhatikan makwe awak. Makwe awak nampak comel dengan baju hijau. JIka makwe awak di kacau, padan muka awak.
%Can u b anymore predictable? U already felt 4 my words but u jst playing ignorant. wat a loser.
%Apasal x on hp jer? pengecut jenis ape u ni?
(Those people are just same like you. Lifeless. The more the number of people doing it, the more proud I am. 1, they are lifeless and I have a life. They can only dream about her and I already have her. That mean I have a gf that people can envy, coz they can admire her but not their own gf)

Sungguh mendalam ceramah awak. Malangnya saya rasa ia tiada kaitan dengan saya. Nasihat itu sepatutnya ditujukan kepada awak sendiri.
%Its up 2 u wat u want 2 think. im in reality. u r d 1 living in alice wonderland n twisting the reality. Let me guess, u r a coward malay that only know how 2 bitch around. n thanks 4 stalking us. its jst showing that we hv a life n u dont. u r jst trying 2 revolve around us
(One good sentence. Showing he is just dumb enough not to understand it. There is no need for me to take the advice coz I already do it. I already have my balls. I am ready to meet you, but you are not. Thus I am just advising you to have your balls back)

Suka hati awak. Awak boleh labelkan saya apa jua nama sekali pun. Tapi yang hanya menolak hakikat adalah awak. Jauh sungguh jarak awak dengan makwe awak. Jangan panixk kalau dia hilang tiba-tiba.
%Can u b anymore coward instead of switching off ur phone. i know u jst on ur phone. Another typical act of ur own race
(Like i said, you are the 1 denying fact. You just want us to act according to your own game. But to bad we are not your pawns. You think you are in your Alice Wonderland. Let me tell you wats reality. In reality, I already expected some stupid malay like you will bug us coz of race difference and I readily facing it now with all my balls)

Awak ingat makwe awak itu bukan ‘typical’? Dia masih orang melayu. Dan pemikiran dia masih lagi pemikiran melayu.
%Its jst ur opinion. u think she is malay. Anyhow she has more civilised brain than urs. she offered 2 straight things out long time ago and u jst making things complicated. And when i mean race, i dont assume malay as a whole. its jst a small part of u with the same radical thinking. and u r jst stupid enuf 2 assume its the whole malay although i hv mentioned it only refer 2 the typical race not every single malay
%Not leaving d phone on?
(Another typical arrogant & ignorant malay. Dare to bitch but after that just switch off the phone. Just want to think on his own and not willing to accept other people´s advise or explanation. I still remember from my 1st post, konon-konon he bagi chance for us to explain. Bagi chance la sangat. He is just bullshitting and making his own conclusion. Hina betul melayu ni (Read this, I dont mean the whole malay, but this particular individual). Don´t forget lying is a big sin in islam)

Bertamadun? Rasanya semua orang boleh berfikiran seperti dia. Dia sama sahaja seperti saya. Melayu. Dan dia akan sentiasa jadi seorang melayu.
%Thats wat u think. blood is blood. root is root. you cant ignore heritage. wait, now it explains. no wonder you are so fucked up. i dont bother about heritage
%On ur hp d?
%X on hp?
%Hp on?
%Where r u putting ur ass? still stalking us?
(Coward. Do I need to say more)

Asal usul dia tetap melayu. Kerana dia sudah dibesarkan dengan cara orang melayu.
%D aspect that makes a group of individual in a race different is the thinking. u r jst ignorant enough 2 assume she malay. had u asked her about her heritage?

Apa maksud awak tidak peduli? Saya tahu asal usul saya dan saya bangga dengan asal usul saya. Melangnya makwe awak tidak.
%Its jst ur opinion. If u think u r a malay, then u shd hv uphold the good virtues. Memburukkan orang lain is ur heritage? if u r a muslim, here itgoes. Surah al hujurat ayat 10, ‘bermaksud seorang mukmin dgn mukmin yang lain bagaikan satu bangunan, sebahagiannya mengukuhkan bahagian yang lain’ so shd u condemn ppl or offer help? i do know in islam a man shd protect d women, wat r u doing now? condemning a women now.

Bagus juga mengajian islam awak. Tapi awak perlu tahu bahawa kutukan juga membawa kepada perubahan. Mungkin makwe awak akan berubah setelah dikutuk
%kutukan=cemuhan. its still wrong. hvnt count in fitnah. hukum pancung kepala
(See it? Acting like he know Islam well. When I just started to attack on surface, he is twisting his Islam virtue already. In Islam, although you do bad deeds to obtain a good deed, it is still prohibited)

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Today’s Quote

April 29, 2007 - 6:09 am - Posted by cereal87

I have a dream to live on…
the ability to keep on dreaming…
I have a reality to live on…
to make my dream a reality…
-Ian, 6am, 4th of April 2007

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Uh oh… u r in my game…

September 24, 2006 - 10:52 pm - Posted by cereal87

I’m not trying to sound smart, but i knoe im arrogant. Im smarter than u all. U all fucked me, dun u forget. I hvnt fuck u all yet. u all r jst experiencing my game now. part of u did get angry. its how the game goes. welcome to the game ‘who want 2 feel pissed off’. Im ur gamemaster, Ian.

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I quit ENGSOC

September 21, 2006 - 4:20 am - Posted by cereal87

sum1 fucked me upside down twice… oh my god… so stupid 2 repeat d same mistake twice… i wont do it trice…. dowan 2 comment much… i will jst take all d blame…. here’s a msg to those who concerned 2 read

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Cyber??? Melaka??? Cyber??? Melaka???

September 17, 2006 - 2:33 am - Posted by cereal87

Hmm… came down here 2 mlk… yerp… curi curi lar… kenot let my parents knoe… summore so near final… if they knoe… confirm kena marah punya lar…. dah la my financial now parah… kenot run away from kena marah 1 lar… if they knoe how much i hv spend in cyber… for sure they will start thighten my budget…

So, u guys asked… why dis cyber guy owez come down 2 mlk… i can tell u, mlk is much more fun… lets starts to compare wat mlk hv… and cyber dont hv…

  • mlk hv far more many mamak stalls per km square compared to cyber… d only mamak stalls i knoe exist in cyber are the mamak down cyberia comercial lot and the 1 at street mall… hassan cafe… freaking lancau cibai expensice 1…
  • in mlk i hv places 2 hang around past midnite… cyber??? my own freaking apartment in front d pc… wat a boring life…
  • in cyber i dont hv edo… in mlk i hv edo to piss him off… ejek him… ‘pujuk’ him… hahahahaha….
  • in mlk i hv spr to hang around… yerp… it has high speed internet access… provided no 1 in is sucking d bandwith… i can pretty enjoy 5mbps normally… usually it only take seconds 2 stream apple trailers in large size… not small 1 u knoe… apple HD trailers… around a minute??? yerp… thats how fast it is… in cyber… d max i get is those 1mbps with streamyx… but if my hsemates starts 2 download…. wasai… so slow…
  • mlk hv more alpha girls… in cyber… only hv girls from fcm… hmm… y am i so interested in alpha girls??? hahaha… its easy… they are sweet n innocent… the best thing is they owez try 2 act innocent… padahal wan 2 enjoy d life and fun… hahaha….
  • in mlk here i hv a stress free state… where got like cyber… stressed by sch work… and d place is damn boring…
  • in mlk i hv more places 2 go gila2 around.. x kesah la.. go lepak ka.. watch movie ka… makan ka… in cyber??? hv 2 go alamanda for shopping… go mines for movie… its d nearest i guess.. but still far… tempat makan??? screw it la… all those nice food so far away… unless i cook myself…
  • in mlk got pasar malam… feel like buying something to cook.. can jst walk there… want find some not so ordinary food… can go there…. cyber??? not even a single wet market…

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mlk is much more fun….

September 17, 2006 - 12:32 am - Posted by cereal87

uhuh… nothing to tell… its jst mlk is so much fun… its underscribeable with words

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I speak fluent malay, got prblm with it???

September 12, 2006 - 10:23 pm - Posted by cereal87

Before you proceed, make sure u r above 18 or u deemed urself mature enough to view the following post by clicking ‘read the rest of the entry’. The post u r about to read will contain profanities and vulgarity… sorry about it… but im jst not happy.

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Sem break wishlist

September 10, 2006 - 4:37 am - Posted by cereal87

Since sem break is jst around d corner… i can go back hometown and start asking stuff from my parents again… hehehehe…

Here are some of the things i want :

  • blazer… i will need to use 1 later… since i plan 2 bz myself with events so for sure i will work my ass 2 get highcomm post also… *KIV. resigned from engsoc
  • i want 2 eat ngau chap mian… slurp :) its so nice u knoe… besides pork, i also like beef… *Not done… only get pork
  • new cloths… yes… so many cloths here i wore for a year ordy… its worn off… i dun like wear worn out cloths… it gives bad impression to girls… *got few pieces
  • lowlight my hair… ma… can i??? its dye, but not those ahbeng dye… dis 1 wont look so sucky… i wan dark purple with a strain of white pinkish purple highlight… *request rejected
  • pa… my laptop lcd screen hinges both side snap off d… can get it repaired??? can sponsor??? *done. my dad fixed it with epoxy. a week later, broke off again
  • electric kettle… i need new 1… d current 1 needed 2 b retired from service… somtimes d safety circuit breaker kicks in when boiling halfway and my water is not properly boiled… *dad asked me 2 buy new 1. too lazy 2 do price survey
  • ma… let me sleep more… very tired ler in cyber here… walk up hill everyday, stay up late, got assignment n society work… *occasionally i sleep more than i need

Last edited on 10th December 2006

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Finally im sick of maggi

September 5, 2006 - 2:27 am - Posted by cereal87

Yes!!! u read it right. for those who knoe i can cook very nice maggi, i can cook maggi goreng, i can cook maggi in many different style and i can even make it taste like cheese with the help of eggs… yes! u get me right. finally im sick of maggi. i hv never eaten maggi so often until i come 2 cyber. at nite no nice mamak stall 2 go to like mlk last time… d only 1 here is cibai expensive and d taste mostly below par… well, below my average… yes im fussy… although i can eat almost all edible food, im still choosy… the same goes to girls… i dont simply look or interested in any girls… i hv my high expectation… wierdly enough… im sicks of girls… especially chinese girls that dye their hair… trying so hard 2 look cute and in d end jst look like those ah lians from d street… lucky enough they dont look like those hookers from geylang… if not i sure hv thought mmu is populated by cheap bitches. oops… now i tell u all i hate ah lians… nah… jst dun fancy them… sorry if u r offended… i jst dun like d look… but when it comes to friendship, i dont bother… i jst dun like d look… but i dont judge my friendship base on looks… back 2  my maggi story… it happens like dis… i feel so susah hati… yes… im not heartless… i hv heart now… im no longer the heartless ian… wat the hell… how can i hv a heart… its so much burden, so much stress 2 hv a heart… back 2 d maggi again… so i decided 2 cook 2 packets of instant noodles.. d style i usually do… goreng basah kering… when i jst take my 2nd bite… d next thing i wan 2 do is puke it out… i forced myself 2 swalow few more bites… but i jst cant… i jst feel so wan 2 puke it out… damn maggi… now u going 2 make me become slimmer since i cant confuse u anymore… it took me 1 yr in mlk 2 gain to 43kg, which is 5kg increase… and hell, now i loss almost 3kg… d scale will jst show a barely over 40kg… great… when i go back hometown… i will lost all my spare tyre… yes… im so light… but i hv tummy… dont ask me how i got those… im light ok… im not slim… and im a big eater… i consume a considerable large amount of food… maybe u can consume 3 plates of nasi lemak at 1 meal…lets say u hv 3 meals a day, d most u will consume is 9 plates a day… but for me… i eat on average 2 hours… if i got no money, 3-4 hours gap…. to make it worse when i study or do assignment n dont sleep… i consume more food… so if 1 day is 24hours, i can consume 12 plates of nasi lemak… oh my gosh… i dont eat 12 plates of nasi lemak straight… this is jst an example…

congrats ian!!! u wanted so hard 2 cut down on maggi consumption. now u hv ur wish come true

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According to kenny sia, im 0% not malaysian

August 30, 2006 - 2:11 am - Posted by cereal87

Hahaha.. has jst took d recent test from kennysia’s blog… here everything…

Congratulations , you are 0% not Malaysian.

That means you’re as Malaysian as…

Abdullah Badawi !
How Un-Malaysian Are You?

haha… now u see… im as malaysian as badawi :p i do knoe wat teh tarik is.. i knoe section in malay is seksyen.. not seksi… n yeah… i eat w/ the fork n spoon stolen from mas… ages ago… sad case… im a student… to poor 2 buy even a set of cutlery for myself… (kononnyer…) if some stranger smile to u… better run away… dont even help sum1 who fall down… even if its a hot chick… d next thing u will realise is ur wallet is no longer in ur pocket…  hahaha… wat freedom of speech?? u only get it when u pro government :p jst for ur information… siti n datuk k married d… and i wasnt invited… i knoe who i am… im not popular… :( *sob* *sob*

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