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Lifeless III: Revenge of the Ian (Continued…)

September 27, 2007 - 1:08 am - Posted by cereal87

This is the second part of yesterday’s cerekarama parody. If this guy keep continuing, there will be a continuation to this.

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Lifeless III: Revenge of the Ian

September 23, 2007 - 10:56 pm - Posted by cereal87

I dunno what to say already. I dunno how to be nice. This stalker is just stupid enough not to realise he/she is making a fool out of himself/herself. So I plan to go and take my revenge in an obvious manner. I am going to play my words straight, I am not going to be a nice guy anymore. I will just post of his sms and my replies. It started from me yesterday, I asked why he didn’t disturb us. Went bank kampung isit? Coz I already planned to take my revenge, thus I am taking my first step.

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Lifeless II: Attack of the Stalker

September 21, 2007 - 11:25 pm - Posted by cereal87

I hate it. This lifeless stalker still disturbing me. Here’s my replies for the last two days. This is another super long post. Read the rest of this entry »

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Lifeless: The Stalker Menace

September 19, 2007 - 9:25 pm - Posted by cereal87

I don’t know should I use the word lifeless or jobless. This stalker just to free to bug me and interrupt my daily life. Another dilemma is, I am not sure whether it is a single stalker or a bunch of stalkers. Another thing is, this guy uses near perfect malay words and spellings but the word structures sometimes jumbled up. Btw, he didn’t only bugged me but baby and lisa. See, he is just too free to bug 3 people on the same time.

Oh, he started bugging us last Monday, but he stopped at night. I think he run out of credit or we are just to sarcastic for him to handle. But today he bugged me and baby again.

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WTF!!! Lantamyi???

September 13, 2007 - 6:13 pm - Posted by cereal87

Someone with a hidden phone number called my hp, and he was looking for Lanyamyi. I know he was looking for me. But what the heck with Lantamyi? This is not the 1st time someone looking for Lantamyi. I always write my name with a big I, so it should be obvious my name is IAN. Not LAN. Farkers. If you obtained my name from the internet, it should be even obvious, that it starts with a fucking I, not L. Can’t you read things properly? Plus, my fullname is Ian Tam Yee Yung. What the fuck with you people, omitting my last name? Freaking ignorant people. Learn about chinese culture. How they get their name. I know some only have 1 syllable chinese name, but when I already put my fullname, address me with my fullname, or my english name + my surname. Not something like Lantamyi. The next time someone called me and looking for Lantamyi, expect me to just hang up without a single word.

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Time is constant but work load increasing

September 12, 2007 - 10:36 pm - Posted by cereal87

Dunno how to explain it. Feel so fucked up. Body heating up. Didn’t even sleep last night, unless an hour nap at night is considered a sleep. From day till night, night till day, till the sun shine straight on my head, I’m wasting my effort, repeating what I have done before. If it has not been a promise, I wouldn’t be bothered. I should have just studied for my exam, instead of wasting time. Now I’m left with only time worth of 1 night to study and my night is crunching by, there’s only about 5000 seconds left (I’m not that geek to count my time in second, I have a time cruncher that tell me how much time I left to complete my task) till the end of today. Should get back to study.

p/s the black pepper beef in hot bread & mama’s shop, Cyberia, taste so good that it actually beat all the black pepper(chicken/beef/mutton/fish/pasta/you name it) I ever eaten in Cyberjaya. Don’t expect it to taste as fine as a RM15/platter black pepper. But for RM5.50, it is indeed exquisite.

The term wasting time in the above context means I have wasted myself doing programming, since the day before, then in the morning I went to noon class, I got stripped off my right of friendship. It’s no easy for me to go to field theory class. Tue class 8am, and I tend to skip it as shit always happen the day before, thus I sleep late, or I didn’t sleep well and cant wake up for it. Then Wed noon class, being the first class and its noon, its just too hot to walk for class. Fri class, most of the time canceled, thus its not easy for me to have the mood to attend today’s (wed class). But my mood waste spoilt. My rights of friendship was stripped off. It is wrong for me to talk to a female acquaintance of mine. Shouldn’t have do the programming, thus saving me from appearing in that class. If I consentrated on my studies, I would have skipped the class to do my study for my upcoming exam.

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DHL: We Deliver, Watever

September 11, 2007 - 9:01 am - Posted by cereal87



only 1 word from me. Lol…
Gah!!! Stomachache!!! hate it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeVRhiwWqCQ

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I’m in kk

September 5, 2007 - 12:09 am - Posted by cereal87

I am in kk already, but too busy with desa IT stuff, cant even find more time to blog. If I have free time, I will rather hit the bed.

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Ah Pek vs The Pope

September 3, 2007 - 12:46 am - Posted by cereal87

It’s a joke I posted by Sunsoron. I just copied it straight. Credits is given to him and his blog.

Original Post

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Chinese had to leave Italy . Naturally there was a big uproar from the Chinese community.

So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Chinese community. If the Chinese win, they could stay.

If the Pope wins, the Chinese would leave. The Chinese realized they had no other choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named Ah Pek to represent them.

Ah Pek asked for one condition to be added to the debate. “To make it more interesting” he said “neither side would be allowed to talk”.

The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate came.

Ah Pek and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute.

Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Ah Pek looked back at him and raised one finger.

The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Ah Pek pointed to the ground at where he sat.

The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine. Ah Pek pull out an apple.

The Pope stood up and said “I give up. This man is too good. The Chinese can stay.”

An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what happened?

The Pope said “First I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions.”

“Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us.”

“I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He showed me an apple to remind us of the original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?”

Meanwhile, the Chinese community had crowded around Ah Pek. “What happened?” they asked.

“Well” said Ah Pek “first he indicated to me that all Chinese had 3 days to get out of here. I replied to him f*@k off and not one of us was leaving.

Then he pointed that this whole city would be cleared of Chinese. I showed him that we are staying right here.”

“Yes, and then???” asked the crowd.

“I don’t know” said Ah Pek “he took out his lunch and I took out mine!!!”

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