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Today’s Quote

April 29, 2007 - 6:09 am - Posted by cereal87

I have a dream to live on…
the ability to keep on dreaming…
I have a reality to live on…
to make my dream a reality…
-Ian, 6am, 4th of April 2007

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You know you are in year 2007

April 27, 2007 - 4:01 am - Posted by cereal87

Modified this from a chain mail i got long time ago to suit the current year.
You know you are in year 2007 when:

1. You go to a party and you take photos for friendster, myspace, hi5, blogspot or any other similar community website or your blog.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards for ages. You know what is spider solitaire.

3. The only reason you don’t keep in touch with your old friends is that they dont live
friendster/myspace/hi5/blogspot/MSN/YM/Gtalk or anything similar to one of them.

4. You would rather look all over the house for the tv remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the tv. you just scared you might push the wrong button and don’t know what shit will happen then.

6. Your evening activity when you are free is sitting at the computer instead of going out to the playground to bully some small kids.

7. You would rather send an e-card instead sending a real card. Most E-cards cost nothing except your time and energy.

8. You are reading this, agreeing to it and smiling.

9. You think how stupid you are for reading this. but you just can’t help it.

10. You are to busy to notice number 5.

11. You had actually back tracked up to check if there was number 5.

12. And you are now laughing at yourself.

13. Put this in your blog, link it here or forward it to you friend if you fell for it. You know you did.
Modified this from a chain mail i got long time ago to suit the current year.
You know you are in year 2007 when:

1. You go to a party and you take photos for friendster, myspace, hi5, blogspot or any other similar community website or your blog.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards for ages. You know what is spider solitaire.

3. The only reason you don’t keep in touch with your old friends is that they dont live
friendster/myspace/hi5/blogspot/MSN/YM/Gtalk or anything similar to one of them.

4. You would rather look all over the house for the tv remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the tv. you just scared you might push the wrong button and don’t know what shit will happen then.

6. Your evening activity when you are free is sitting at the computer instead of going out to the playground to bully some small kids.

7. You would rather send an e-card instead sending a real card. Most E-cards cost nothing except your time and energy.

8. You are reading this, agreeing to it and smiling.

9. You think how stupid you are for reading this. but you just can’t help it.

10. You are to busy to notice number 5.

11. You had actually scrolled back up to check if there was number 5.

12. And you are now laughing at yourself.

13. Put this in your blog, link it here or forward it to you friend if you fell for it. You know you did.

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Ghost story

April 22, 2007 - 4:28 am - Posted by cereal87

Ali was driving his taxi along a dark winding road one night, along a cemetery when he spotted a girl, with long flowing hair flagging his taxi down.

As he approached her, he noticed that she looked pale and her eyes were sorta glowing, and he was mesmerised by her stunning beauty. He stopped his car by her side. She put her hand on his car door and he noticed that her finger nails were long, sharp and painted dark red.

She tells him with a quiet but melodious voice that she was lost and would like him to drive her back out to town, Ali agreed and she got in. She smelt wonderful - of jasmine and he felt quite heady inhaling her scent.

Whenever he could take his eyes off the road, he’d steal glances at her through his rear view mirror and couldn’t help but admire her loveliness.

At the next junction after he made a left turn, he looked into his rear view mirror again. Ali was alarmed when he couldn’t see her. He jammed on his brakes and immediately felt a chill up his spine and the hair on the back of his neck was standing. But Ali dared not turn his back to look. Timidly, he stole another fleeting peek at the rear view mirror and there she was, blood flowing out of her nose, her eyes look stricken and she was gaping with her mouth wide open at him.

She screamed at him, why did you have to brake so suddenly?

Apparently she had bent over to pick her nose and her fingernail has cause some serious damage there… hehehe.

copied from juicee_lucee’s blog.

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Survey: The sabah style

April 21, 2007 - 6:10 pm - Posted by cereal87

[1]Haiyo0z!
~> yo~~ yo~~

[2]pa nma?
~> si cereal… haha… nama sia ian

[3]umur?
~>20 suda

[4]skola?
~>bukan skola… sikul baru butul… MMU…

[5]bfday?
~> tiap2 tahun

[6]tmpt lhir?
~> hospital queen

[7]pa ko bwt?
~>ko rasa pa sia buat? jawab survey la ba

[8]sapa?
~> si anu?

[9]dngr rdio o lgu ka?
~> nda… dingar orang bacakap sana blakang

[9]if ya..lgu pa?
~>lagu tamil… hahaha…

[10]napa dngr lgu 2?
~> ada sia dingar lagu ka

[11]brapa kali break up?
~>birak? hari2 la… atau bila2 sakit perut

[12]sapa yg plg disygi?
~> babi sia… hahaha… semestinya megi… opps… i mean family… hahaha…

[13]sapa yg plg dibenci?
~> urang mulau

[14]apa prasaan bla break?
~> nda tahan… mo capat2 cari tandas kasi lepas tu tai

[15]bla last k0 nangis?
~> nda ingat… rasa2 2 hari lalu… time putung bawang utk masak… hahaha…

[16]napa k0 nangis?
~> tu bawang kasi nangis sia… hahaha….

[17]jan mlu2 maw share mslh..
~> eh… apa mau share? masalah sia kan… sia nda tau sia ada masalah ka skarang ni…

[18]apa number k0 plg ska?
~> numbur ekor… hahaha…

[19]mknn yg ko plg ska?
~> babi

[20]k0 ska secret recipe ka?
~> hahaha… kalo sini kl atau mlk punya buli la… tapi kk punya mcm sial… nda sadap…

[21]mmg ramai org jga pi sana tu kan?
~> so wat? apa masalah ko ar?

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Another weekend

April 7, 2007 - 8:09 pm - Posted by cereal87

currently listening to the fan high pitch
currently feeling depressed

another weekend. feel depressed. feel life sometimes a bitch. dunno wat to say. no words ca describe my feelings being at the end of the fishing rod, on a girl’s hand. full stop.

see det guy on top? i dunno y. i jst feel im as lame as him now. life sucks. if u nvr see me post here again, dets mean i hv gone to seek salvation from an dominating mean autocratic self-centered self-absorbed selfish egocentric totalitarian dictator.

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